sarabellum's definitions

Douchequake

The phenomenon that occurs when a person's loud stereo causes a building to shake.

"Dude, why is your house shaking?"
"Oh, that? It's just another douchequake."

by sarabellum September 16, 2016

Gold-digging whore

A horrid hag who cares about nothing but sleeping with guys in an effort to take their money. They will marry a man, suck him dry, then divorce him. They will also steal from friends and family.

My sister-in law is a gold-digging whore

by sarabellum February 24, 2010

Californication

The desire to go to Hollywood and make it big as an actor or actress, which in most cases ends up in failure.

A young girl moving to California and ending up working as a waitress or a prostitute instead of becoming a star actress.

by Sarabellum December 2, 2003

Douchequake

The phenomenon whereby your house or car shakes due to a douchebag in the vicinity who plays his stereo unnecessarily loud in an effort to show off his speakers/car, with the misguided notion that it attracts positive female attention.

Every time Joe drives past my house, it causes a douchequake.

by sarabellum July 11, 2011