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Golapi lives in the rose garden
golapi by uiu September 23, 2016
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Goldpiece 

Goldpiece is a term used to describe a large and glorious "shlong".

It can also be used to describe an obnoxiously large golden medallion or other form of "bling".

I have even heard men refer to their slam pieces as "Goldpiece", however this only works when the slam is of great quality and "slamability". She would preferably be at least a 9.
"have you seen Johns Goldpiece? It was amazingly glorious."

"yo bro check out my new goldpiece, I got it for the Little Wayne concert. It weighs 5.23 pounds"

"Brah you gotta check out my new Goldpiece she's easily a 9.5 in and out of bed, I even thought about dating her but the sandwiches she makes taste like sh**".
Goldpiece by sir chodesworth November 27, 2012
furry little creature found on the east coast of the US. Normally invisible to the naked eye yet has been spotted in Burger King parking lots or in front of day care centers.
1SG: Where is Private Dickface?

Squad Leader: I don't know 1SG. I guess he decided not to come to formation today.

1SG: So basically you're telling me he pulled a Glapion?

Squad Leader: Roger that!
a really shitty car. Often seen by the side of the road.
Thusnelda drives a gelapi to school.
gelapi by ubernostrum September 7, 2005
The little unidentified pieces of matter floating in any beverage, be it water, beer, etc.
Oh, this beer's got gloapies in it
gloapie by Coonan January 6, 2005
the act of performing a kinky and unexpected cereal transaction on a stage in front of millions of raped mongooses.
dude i golaped so much it was ridiculous. i was so emasculated that i cried