glapist

a person who rapes Eskimos on a glacier.

That man is such a glapist.

by jonathan7ben October 5, 2013

Cereal Grapist

An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.

My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.

by Jack Mehoff II August 1, 2008

grapist rapist

A small white male who rapes grapes

Luke was a grapist rapist

by Your aunt November 15, 2016

grapist

A giant grape soda mascot who enters children's bedrooms at night and grapes them, typically in the mouth.

I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!

I'm gonna tie you kids to the radiator and grape you! I'm the grapist!

Next, I'm gonna grape your mother and your father!

Comes with a grape whistle!

by Jeffa! April 13, 2009

Grapist

a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.

The Grapist sodomized j00!

by Ni-No-Mo-No March 18, 2003

glaister

A learned man who loves queen and country. Won the ashes

That guy loves England so much he is glaister

by baz123456 February 3, 2009

Gapist

A homosexual rapist.

Dave: "I got gaped by a gapist yesterday."
Greg: "At least you're not a virgin anymore."

by Mister Shaun April 29, 2008