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Cereal Grapist

An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.
My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.

grapist rapist

A small white male who rapes grapes
grapist rapist by Your aunt November 15, 2016
A giant grape soda mascot who enters children's bedrooms at night and grapes them, typically in the mouth.
I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!

I'm gonna tie you kids to the radiator and grape you! I'm the grapist!

Next, I'm gonna grape your mother and your father!

Comes with a grape whistle!
grapist by Jeffa! April 13, 2009
a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.
The Grapist sodomized j00!
Grapist by Ni-No-Mo-No March 18, 2003
A learned man who loves queen and country. Won the ashes
That guy loves England so much he is glaister
glaister by baz123456 February 3, 2009
Dave: "I got gaped by a gapist yesterday."
Greg: "At least you're not a virgin anymore."
Gapist by Mister Shaun April 29, 2008