Glapion 

furry little creature found on the east coast of the US. Normally invisible to the naked eye yet has been spotted in Burger King parking lots or in front of day care centers.

1SG: Where is Private Dickface?

Squad Leader: I don't know 1SG. I guess he decided not to come to formation today.

1SG: So basically you're telling me he pulled a Glapion?

Squad Leader: Roger that!

Glapion by supa dupa paratroopa May 20, 2008

Gladion 

Gladion; a super edgy white kid. Will make a weird hand covering the face pose.

Hey, Vegeta! Why are you being such a Gladion?

Gladion by Acyute September 26, 2018

Glaponsky

noun.

The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.

Glaponsky strutted up to the gentlemen, and uttered a simple yet universally complex phrase: "esketit".

Glaponsky by pumpernickels June 2, 2018

Gladion 

A pokemon character in the 7th gen Pokemon game Sun and Moon and Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon. Super emo and has mommy issues.

Gladion is so emo.

Gladion by Candyapplemelon November 28, 2022