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The little unidentified pieces of matter floating in any beverage, be it water, beer, etc.
Oh, this beer's got gloapies in it
gloapie by Coonan January 6, 2005
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The shirt from hit game "Friday Night Funkin'" mod "NEW UPDATE!literally every fnf mod ever(vs bob)"'s antagonist:Bob, being in another mod titled "VS Bob and Bosip" in the new update featuring a crossover, in which Bob steals Bob from Bob and Bosip mod's identity, in the mod week "Bob Takeover", featuring Bob and other character from "NEW UPDATE!literally every fnf mod ever(vs bob)" named Ron.
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glompies 

n. A very tight bear-like hug given when you miss someone, care about them a lot/want to scare them or choke them to death.
use in a chatroom: *<name> runningtackleglompieshug*
glompies by sig_Lydz June 21, 2004
Pass the Gloupie
Slimy watery substance. That feels like water but is a solid
"Let it fall in a natural gloopie"
gloopie by Jules $ April 18, 2018

glorpieschmorp 

A way of expressing annoyance
When someone really gets on your schmorp : ,,You are really glorping my schmorp right now!"

,,This is glorpieschmorp!"
glorpieschmorp by TIHI :3 May 25, 2023
freshly baked yet undercooked cookies. gloopies usually have a slightly harder top and are of a lesser consistensy on the bottom and inside.
That hot gloopy burned my mouth, but it tastes so very good!
Gloopies by BinaryBitch0100 May 13, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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