Golance 

A combination of the words "go" and "lance" in reference to the great Lance Armstrong that when said together sound like one word, especially after screaming it 93856.8 times while watching coverage of the Tour de France. Unfortunately, Lance has retired, but we can still say "Golance" for everything he has done for cancer research and the sport of cycling.

Lance Armstrong just passed Jan Ullrich in the time trial!GOLANCE!

Golance by livestrongpatriot December 28, 2005

Proud Papa Glance 

When you're done taking a dump and you stand and turn around to admire your mudbaby. Dismay is a common reaction, as some may spot peanuts, corn, or other bits of partially digested foods, yet they are certain that they hadn't eaten such things recently.

Tommy's kinda upset today. This morning, as he engaged in a Proud Papa Glance, he saw that it was riddled with peanuts, but he's allergic and can't eat peanuts! Leads him to believe he's not the real father of that turd.

Proud Papa Glance by 6-Pack Jack July 26, 2011

glancer 

A woman initially thought to be attractive at quick glance.

James: dude, did you see that girl in the next aisle over
Greg: yeah. She's a glancer

glancer by CarlCarlson1275 January 8, 2016

ass glance 

When someone sexually attractive walks by you; you have noticed the front view, and found it interesting and then you turn your head slightly after passing by, to get a quick glance at their ass. Something that usually really pisses off your bf/gf, if with you.

Man, let's walk by that hawt chick, I have got to go for an ass glance.

ass glance by Quido1 July 27, 2010

Glancer 

Formal medical term for the condition that an individual has when their large glizzy hands/fingers develop a form of aggressive cancer. Typically only occurs in individuals who are extremely old.

"Yo Huey, did you hear that Atrioc "Big A" Ewing got diagnosed with Glancer? It's terminal."

"That is terrible. Maybe if he went live on time that wouldn't have happened!"

Glancer by astradave August 1, 2023

glance-flirt 

When one notices an attractive person (usually across a room or street), they may stare intently at the other party until said party looks over at them, at which time the head of the glance-flirt initiator will be turned away. At regular intervals, the two must now look up at each other and make eye contact for a brief amount of time, then look away again.

This is an acceptable form of flirting.

I was at the grocery store today. There was this really hot girl there, and I was glance-flirting with her like the whole time I was there.

glance-flirt by MrCinnamon July 21, 2009

security glance 

The inevitable glance you make in your rear view mirror upon passing a cop car, just to make sure he isn't going to make a U-turn and follow you; usually followed by a sigh of relief.

I passed that same cop just now, but I did a security glance to see if he was going to turn around.

security glance by boomboomdollar February 21, 2008