glancer

A woman initially thought to be attractive at quick glance.

James: dude, did you see that girl in the next aisle over
Greg: yeah. She's a glancer

by CarlCarlson1275 January 8, 2016

Glancer

Formal medical term for the condition that an individual has when their large glizzy hands/fingers develop a form of aggressive cancer. Typically only occurs in individuals who are extremely old.

"Yo Huey, did you hear that Atrioc "Big A" Ewing got diagnosed with Glancer? It's terminal."

"That is terrible. Maybe if he went live on time that wouldn't have happened!"

by astradave August 1, 2023

Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.

I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.

by anonymous1a2b3c November 15, 2006

Backside glancer

A person who loves to magnify their view of peoples backsides.

Damn John really enjoys being a backside glancer.

by Wordvamp13 April 22, 2020

Proud Papa Glance

When you're done taking a dump and you stand and turn around to admire your mudbaby. Dismay is a common reaction, as some may spot peanuts, corn, or other bits of partially digested foods, yet they are certain that they hadn't eaten such things recently.

Tommy's kinda upset today. This morning, as he engaged in a Proud Papa Glance, he saw that it was riddled with peanuts, but he's allergic and can't eat peanuts! Leads him to believe he's not the real father of that turd.

by 6-Pack Jack July 26, 2011

ass glance

When someone sexually attractive walks by you; you have noticed the front view, and found it interesting and then you turn your head slightly after passing by, to get a quick glance at their ass. Something that usually really pisses off your bf/gf, if with you.

Man, let's walk by that hawt chick, I have got to go for an ass glance.

by Quido1 July 27, 2010

glance-flirt

When one notices an attractive person (usually across a room or street), they may stare intently at the other party until said party looks over at them, at which time the head of the glance-flirt initiator will be turned away. At regular intervals, the two must now look up at each other and make eye contact for a brief amount of time, then look away again.

This is an acceptable form of flirting.

I was at the grocery store today. There was this really hot girl there, and I was glance-flirting with her like the whole time I was there.

by MrCinnamon July 21, 2009