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1. noun; testicle

2. noun; Unapologetically Pathetic Loser.
1. Ow! I just got kicked in the goolies!

2. Wow, that guy is a real gooly. I kinda feel sorry for him, but then I remember that he invites the attention on himself
Gooly by Smanchez September 10, 2005
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Goolys are gross looking slimey stringy bits hanging off an object.
"Grandma has Goolys hanging from her under arm" said jimmy!
goolys by BooBooBear January 18, 2005
To suck one's thumb.
(ɢʊ'ʟi ) (v.) (goolied, goolying) He didn't quit goolying till he was 12, that's why he has buck teeth.
Gooly by FoxxDogg January 6, 2018

goolygosh 

A super attractive Irish girl streaming on twitch.tv. She tries her best at random games and has a great "presonality".
goolygosh's stream is live.
goolygosh by Battlesound March 26, 2018
a guirro mas gooly (a dum dum that dont know what he doin)
SOS UN GUIRRO MAS GOOLY

sorry im not a dirty nigger
G O O L Y N I G G E R
Gooly by omeganigga69 October 16, 2018
Sexual intercourse where one pukes on their penis and rolls back and forth like cleveland steamers.
Boy: Me love some gooly.
Girl: Sure, I do love gooly and I'm scatting your ass!
gooly by the January 15, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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