goise can mean anything you want it to, and it also means nothing. It is a universal word that is best used when directed towards an unsuspecting stranger. Other forms include the noun "goiserclause" and the noun "goiser" both used to describe a person.
when driving down the road you can roll down the window and yell to someone on the sidewalk "GOISE!"
or you can say "that guy is a goiser"
or "hey goiserclause, come here"
or you can say "that guy is a goiser"
or "hey goiserclause, come here"
by Goiserclause September 8, 2007
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"i am the goise"
"yo its the goise we gotta shoot him down"
"AAAAAAAAH ME THE GOISE IS DEAD bleh"
"i am the goise"
"yo its the goise we gotta shoot him down"
"AAAAAAAAH ME THE GOISE IS DEAD bleh"
by themanthatisaman May 13, 2023
Get the goise mug.A way that ugly girls pronounce the word "guys" to get attention and try to be cute, but its just not cute at all. Often said after "hey" - pronounced like "hoi". She sounds stupid but she actually means "hey guys" so just smile and nod and pretend its cute.
by playtennis123456789 January 30, 2012
Get the Goise mug.a lifestyle involving sending all nighters and pulling benders. popular on hats. if one reps the dirty goose then they will out party anyone present at said party.
yo did you that guy wearing the dirty goose
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yeah he slammed the whole half gallon of black out water like it was nothing.
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yeah he slammed the whole half gallon of black out water like it was nothing.
by Tommy sends July 29, 2020
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Get the Old goosebump arm mug.A 19th century insult meaning Someone who is so foolish they’d consider putting a saddle on a goose which if you didn’t know, that’s a stupid and arbitrary idea.
“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com
“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com
Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tries of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. SADDLE-GOOSE!
by Djnyancatz November 9, 2020
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