Goise 

goise can mean anything you want it to, and it also means nothing. It is a universal word that is best used when directed towards an unsuspecting stranger. Other forms include the noun "goiserclause" and the noun "goiser" both used to describe a person.

when driving down the road you can roll down the window and yell to someone on the sidewalk "GOISE!"
or you can say "that guy is a goiser"
or "hey goiserclause, come here"

Goise by Goiserclause September 8, 2007

goise 

unused character in final name

"i am playing as the goise, unused character in final game"
"i am the goise"
"yo its the goise we gotta shoot him down"
"AAAAAAAAH ME THE GOISE IS DEAD bleh"

goise by themanthatisaman May 13, 2023

Goise 

A way that ugly girls pronounce the word "guys" to get attention and try to be cute, but its just not cute at all. Often said after "hey" - pronounced like "hoi". She sounds stupid but she actually means "hey guys" so just smile and nod and pretend its cute.

"Hoi goise! Wanna go to McDonalds? I'm starving you goise!"

Goise by playtennis123456789 January 30, 2012

Dirty goose 

a lifestyle involving sending all nighters and pulling benders. popular on hats. if one reps the dirty goose then they will out party anyone present at said party.

yo did you that guy wearing the dirty goose
hat.
yeah he slammed the whole half gallon of black out water like it was nothing.

Dirty goose by Tommy sends July 29, 2020

Goose Waffle 

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.

"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."

Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

Old goosebump arm 

Victoria Coren Mitchell

Woosh! Such an old goosebump arm she is

Old goosebump arm by LittleAlexHorne November 18, 2021

Saddle-goose

A 19th century insult meaning Someone who is so foolish they’d consider putting a saddle on a goose which if you didn’t know, that’s a stupid and arbitrary idea.

“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com

Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tries of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. SADDLE-GOOSE!

Saddle-goose by Djnyancatz November 9, 2020