Goggans

An American living in Canada and is almost considered an outcast considering he is used to his common american culture. Instead of Hockey he loves Football, drives in a shitty car, and loves the color green. He is confused about his orientation. He tries to get girls but fails miserably.

Man, I could have scored with that chick but I didn't ...

You're such a Goggans...

by Snickerknickerbox August 18, 2008

goggan

Goggan; adjective

Meaning: An object used in a way that is wrong yet looks cool.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik's goggles.

by Bitor July 3, 2004