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The god that's turns on every girl. Just look at his dick and you get salvation.
Son thats your friend Godon please ask him to show his cock.
Godon by Randy Madarchod November 24, 2021
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Kissing the homies goodnight 

Something we all do, kissing the homies goodnight, it is not gay

If you do not kiss the homies goodnight, go to bed
Joe: Sorry babe I was kissing the homies goodnight

Sarah: Isn’t that gay?

Joe: Look, if you say it is gay one more time I’m going to leave you

Goodnight B 

Okay so this could mean 1 of 2 things.... good night b as in babe or baby and goodnight b as in Bro... and if you looked this up you’re probably hoping for the 1st option. But don’t overthink it.. bc it’s just a fucking letter. Don’t be out here jumping to conclusions you bitchass
Person A: goodnight b
Person B: *thinks* ahhh what does this mean they he just call me babe... omg
Goodnight B by Hoesmad123 June 15, 2019

Goodnight Picture

An exchange of photos between 2 people taken at night to satisfy ones needs before he/she sleeps.
Guy: "Alright it's getting late, want to take one last Goodnight Picture?"
Girl: "Sure you go first."
Guy: "OK"
Goodnight Picture by DreamCollage November 17, 2014

godofwarfan456 

an awesome guy who is really smart and buff and has a big dick
steve: godofwarfan456 is so hot awoooooga
godofwarfan456 by godofwarfan654 March 10, 2022

Kissing the homies goodnight 

It's when you kiss one of your homies goodnight but like it's not gay cause y'all are just homies.
Kissing the homies goodnight is not gay.

"I'll be right back, just gotta kiss my homies goodnight,"

"Isn't that gay?"

"No,"

"Understandable, have a nice day,"
Word of the Day on November 18, 2022

left right goodnight 

To swing a combination of 3 punches, alternating from your left hand to your right, scoring a KO with the third.
John: Danny was being a cheeky cunt last night.
Mark: Oh yeah I heard, didn't you end up knocking him out?
John: Yeah, gave him the left right goodnight.
Mark: Solid cunt.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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