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A ridiculous and bogus spinoff of the popular video sharing site YouTube.
God: "Welcome to GodTube!"
YouTube: "wtf?"
GodTube by TomsRiverNJ December 29, 2007
Words you can keep
GooTube is the name Google adopted when YouTube was bought by them in 2006 for 1.6 Billion dollars. It also sounds a lot like another word for a condom.
Dude! I saw you on GooTube last night!

Yeah, that was me. I was using a GooTube while watching GooTube at midnight.
GooTube by CrAzYbRoS October 29, 2006
Related Words

GmodTuber 

A Human or Child who makes Content for fun and cuz they have no life in the buisness there all friends
Gmodtuber is a Yotuber that makes Gmod content such as CLapz Pstrap Fear And skullzGmod
GmodTuber by The personwhosgayhss September 4, 2022

Gootuber 

1. The name of a weapon from Splatoon

2. Another way to refer to a pornstar that makes content other than standard sexual content

3. The action of a taller person using a smaller person (preferably with a large penis) as makeshift water cannon, by holding the penis on the taller person's shoulder and and masturbating it to launch at a target. Reloading involves either swift tittyfucks or excellent handjobs.
Guy 1: "Man I hate the Gootuber, it's so hard to control."

Guy 2: "Maybe that's cause you suck with it."
Guy 1: "Shut up."
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Guy 1: "Man are you really watching that Gootuber again?"
Guy 2: "I watch her for her humor."
Guy 1: "You watch her for her tits."
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Girl 1: "Thanks for being my Gootuber, you need a quick reload?"
Guy 1: "No, I got a few more shots in me."
Girl 2: "I own this party, my gootuber shoots harder than you could ever imagine."
Gootuber by Mr. McGooey February 2, 2022

gootuber 

a girl on tiktok with 1000+ followers.
person a: hey have you heard of gootuber on tiktok?
person b: yea, they have a terrible bandori addiction. im worried.
gootuber by octo soup March 30, 2021
This is not a word but since ur already here I might as well say something. Youtube + Google = Gootube. As you can see today 11/6/06, google.com/firefox is messed up with half images of peoples head. Earlier today Youtube was messed up with some guys head also and I was unable to watch videos. This show that Google cannot handle youtube... Bunch of idiots... But I'm happy not for the two people who created Youtube... The Billionaires...
I posted My video on Gootube but the cassette got tangled up with pictures of fucktards.
Gootube by Neo D. November 6, 2006
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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