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GooTube is the name Google adopted when YouTube was bought by them in 2006 for 1.6 Billion dollars. It also sounds a lot like another word for a condom.
Dude! I saw you on GooTube last night!

Yeah, that was me. I was using a GooTube while watching GooTube at midnight.
GooTube by CrAzYbRoS October 29, 2006
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GmodTuber 

A Human or Child who makes Content for fun and cuz they have no life in the buisness there all friends
Gmodtuber is a Yotuber that makes Gmod content such as CLapz Pstrap Fear And skullzGmod
GmodTuber by The personwhosgayhss September 4, 2022

Gootuber 

1. The name of a weapon from Splatoon

2. Another way to refer to a pornstar that makes content other than standard sexual content

3. The action of a taller person using a smaller person (preferably with a large penis) as makeshift water cannon, by holding the penis on the taller person's shoulder and and masturbating it to launch at a target. Reloading involves either swift tittyfucks or excellent handjobs.
Guy 1: "Man I hate the Gootuber, it's so hard to control."

Guy 2: "Maybe that's cause you suck with it."
Guy 1: "Shut up."
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Guy 1: "Man are you really watching that Gootuber again?"
Guy 2: "I watch her for her humor."
Guy 1: "You watch her for her tits."
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Girl 1: "Thanks for being my Gootuber, you need a quick reload?"
Guy 1: "No, I got a few more shots in me."
Girl 2: "I own this party, my gootuber shoots harder than you could ever imagine."
Gootuber by Mr. McGooey February 2, 2022

gootuber 

a girl on tiktok with 1000+ followers.
person a: hey have you heard of gootuber on tiktok?
person b: yea, they have a terrible bandori addiction. im worried.
gootuber by octo soup March 30, 2021
This is not a word but since ur already here I might as well say something. Youtube + Google = Gootube. As you can see today 11/6/06, google.com/firefox is messed up with half images of peoples head. Earlier today Youtube was messed up with some guys head also and I was unable to watch videos. This show that Google cannot handle youtube... Bunch of idiots... But I'm happy not for the two people who created Youtube... The Billionaires...
I posted My video on Gootube but the cassette got tangled up with pictures of fucktards.
Gootube by Neo D. November 6, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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