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Gootuber

1. The name of a weapon from Splatoon

2. Another way to refer to a pornstar that makes content other than standard sexual content

3. The action of a taller person using a smaller person (preferably with a large penis) as makeshift water cannon, by holding the penis on the taller person's shoulder and and masturbating it to launch at a target. Reloading involves either swift tittyfucks or excellent handjobs.
Guy 1: "Man I hate the Gootuber, it's so hard to control."

Guy 2: "Maybe that's cause you suck with it."
Guy 1: "Shut up."
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Guy 1: "Man are you really watching that Gootuber again?"
Guy 2: "I watch her for her humor."
Guy 1: "You watch her for her tits."
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Girl 1: "Thanks for being my Gootuber, you need a quick reload?"
Guy 1: "No, I got a few more shots in me."
Girl 2: "I own this party, my gootuber shoots harder than you could ever imagine."
by Mr. McGooey February 2, 2022
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gootuber

a girl on tiktok with 1000+ followers.
person a: hey have you heard of gootuber on tiktok?
person b: yea, they have a terrible bandori addiction. im worried.
by octo soup March 30, 2021
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Geotuber

Usually a 11-13 year old making shitty edits with bad music about countries on YouTube.
"I'm a geotuber"

"Your videos are shit"
by MeathMapping August 14, 2023
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GooTube

GooTube is the name Google adopted when YouTube was bought by them in 2006 for 1.6 Billion dollars. It also sounds a lot like another word for a condom.
Dude! I saw you on GooTube last night!

Yeah, that was me. I was using a GooTube while watching GooTube at midnight.
by CrAzYbRoS October 29, 2006
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Gootube

This is not a word but since ur already here I might as well say something. Youtube + Google = Gootube. As you can see today 11/6/06, google.com/firefox is messed up with half images of peoples head. Earlier today Youtube was messed up with some guys head also and I was unable to watch videos. This show that Google cannot handle youtube... Bunch of idiots... But I'm happy not for the two people who created Youtube... The Billionaires...
I posted My video on Gootube but the cassette got tangled up with pictures of fucktards.
by Neo D. November 6, 2006
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geotuber

a person who has a passion for geography on youtube who harasses other people with different opinions and make some random edits about comparing countries, continents, subdivisions, etc.
My friend is a geotuber.
by Qosin the monkey December 16, 2023
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Geotuber/mappers

A term used for people who are 13 years olds that make bigoted cringe content that is about geography and alliances, especially ogists and homophobes that are countryball fans and use the word sigma or gigachad to act cool, like the people who use gay as a insult and call democratic countries gay and find muslim nations based
Person A:Ugh man, why do i keep seeing these annoying geotuber/mappers?

Person B:maybe they are just retarded for subs
by Averagepersian January 23, 2024
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