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GooTube is the name Google adopted when YouTube was bought by them in 2006 for 1.6 Billion dollars. It also sounds a lot like another word for a condom.
Dude! I saw you on GooTube last night!

Yeah, that was me. I was using a GooTube while watching GooTube at midnight.
GooTube by CrAzYbRoS October 29, 2006
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This is not a word but since ur already here I might as well say something. Youtube + Google = Gootube. As you can see today 11/6/06, google.com/firefox is messed up with half images of peoples head. Earlier today Youtube was messed up with some guys head also and I was unable to watch videos. This show that Google cannot handle youtube... Bunch of idiots... But I'm happy not for the two people who created Youtube... The Billionaires...
I posted My video on Gootube but the cassette got tangled up with pictures of fucktards.
Gootube by Neo D. November 6, 2006

Geotuber 

Usually a 11-13 year old making shitty edits with bad music about countries on YouTube.
"I'm a geotuber"

"Your videos are shit"
Geotuber by MeathMapping August 14, 2023

flip the goo tube 

a funky way to say cum
Dude 1: Dude, did you just flip the goo tube?
Dude 2: Dude, is that like... slang for cumming?
Dude 3: LOL it is now
A ridiculous and bogus spinoff of the popular video sharing site YouTube.
God: "Welcome to GodTube!"
YouTube: "wtf?"
GodTube by TomsRiverNJ December 29, 2007

Gootuber 

1. The name of a weapon from Splatoon

2. Another way to refer to a pornstar that makes content other than standard sexual content

3. The action of a taller person using a smaller person (preferably with a large penis) as makeshift water cannon, by holding the penis on the taller person's shoulder and and masturbating it to launch at a target. Reloading involves either swift tittyfucks or excellent handjobs.
Guy 1: "Man I hate the Gootuber, it's so hard to control."

Guy 2: "Maybe that's cause you suck with it."
Guy 1: "Shut up."
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Guy 1: "Man are you really watching that Gootuber again?"
Guy 2: "I watch her for her humor."
Guy 1: "You watch her for her tits."
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Girl 1: "Thanks for being my Gootuber, you need a quick reload?"
Guy 1: "No, I got a few more shots in me."
Girl 2: "I own this party, my gootuber shoots harder than you could ever imagine."
Gootuber by Mr. McGooey February 2, 2022

googtube 

A blog combining videos from google video and youtube
Have a look at the video on googtube
googtube by DR-FUNK October 30, 2006
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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