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God’s plan 

When some dumbass drake fan (usually a popular thot in school) learns a new word by listening to a lightskin garbage pop artist and won’t stop using it even if it doesn’t make sense
Thot 1: Girl, Jimmy fucked my pussy a while back and i’m not pregnant

Thot 2: OML. That’s like soooo God’s Plan
God’s plan by The_pedo_pope November 20, 2018

God's Plan 

A song by Canadian singer/ rapper Drake. People really only listen to it for this part:

'She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly"
I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry'
1: Yo, wassup! Have you heard God's Plan?
2: Yeah, it's sick!

1 & 2: She say, "Do you love me?"...
God's Plan by babyyodafanaccount February 20, 2018

God's Plan 

God's Plan is a video game ritual mostly in R6. It is done when you blow someone with a C4 (mostly teammates) and than say "God's Plan". This ritual was invented by PucamZa5000evra
'Imma bout to blow this mother f*cker up.'
'GOD'S PLAN!!!'
*throws C4 and explodes teammate
God's Plan by Dime Blyat January 29, 2020

God's Plan 

Used to refer to an absolute clutch.
Mainly heard in metropolitan Melbourne.
Jack: "Mum, surely you'll pull a god's plan and pass the butter."
*mum passes butter*
Jack: "Thank you mother."
God's Plan by exclusivemelbs August 18, 2019

God's Plan 

Girl: God's plan is amazing
Me: shut the fuck up
God's Plan by im a god damn ostrich October 26, 2020

God's Plan 

A threesome involving 2 women and 1 man which is antithesis to the Devil's three-way.
Josh was praised by his father for bagging a God's Plan with two of his sisters.
God's Plan by boobtullah April 20, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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