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gobbers by grimreaper1102 August 13, 2021

Gobbers Classic

The gobbers classic is a state of mind, dropping repeated stinkers, having year 5 drip or even being bald.
Sam don’t do that, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!
Gobbers Classic by Golden Nonce February 21, 2024

Gobbers Classic

To do something poorly, to be gay or to be bald.
Oh no, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!
Gobbers Classic by Golden Nonce February 28, 2024

turd gobbers nest 

When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from
Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road
turd gobbers nest by Turd nest November 26, 2021

Goofy Gobbers 

When that one cringy bitch is even worse than goofy-ahh

Wake Gobbers 

A relatively new phrase, coined by the transition from the harassment of overweight individuals with the catchphrase "Weight Goals" that shifted to "Wei-Goals!" (sped-up) and finally ended up becoming "Wake gobs," which has now transitioned into the final phase, "Wake Gobbers."

The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."
Justin: What the hell, I just won the lottery yesterday.

Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!