someone who argues an arbitrary point and refuses to end the argument regardless of evidence provided or outcome.
Bob is a "gobber" because he likes to argue with cindy even though she raised some compelling points in her argument.
by sourcec0de February 20, 2014

by that motherfuckin like button November 01, 2017

Mispronouncing the spelling on Brad’s cup resulting in a cup that says uncle Brad’s a gobber instead of goober
by Mike ocksbusted January 12, 2022

by Emily April 05, 2005

someone who gobsmacks you every time they go in for the tongue, a gobber will usually part-take in washing-machine movements when they finally gob you, be weary, these persons do not know how to kiss.
by slyndicate June 09, 2011

by iamachicken May 08, 2008

by grimreaper1102 August 13, 2021
