Goatboat 

Another name for the commonly used words slut, hoe, whore, prostitute, or dirty man/woman.

Sharon I caught you doing some dirty things with my cousin you goatboat !!

Goatboat by 000000000000000000000000009 January 24, 2018

Goat Boat 

Derogative terms used by surfers to denote kayakers attempting to surf/drown/maim in the ocean. If you thought stand up paddlers were bad, just wait till you have the same mass bearing down on you, with the addition of a bright fluoro color to show, that no matter what you do, whether you paddle away or duck dive, that you are fucked, and your next two weeks of pay is going on a replacement board rather than the (insert exotic surf destination of your choice). FUCK! I WAS GOING TO GO TO INDO!!!!

"Hi, I'd like to cancel my flight to Indonesia please" -You
"Ok, that'll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400." -Airline representative
"Argghhhhh!" -You
"Can I enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps I can arrange an alternative" -Airline representative
"Fucking Goat Boat" -You
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Telephone

Goat Boat by haha_you_dont_know_who_i_am May 12, 2010

goatgoatgoatgoatgoat 

goatgoatgoatgoatgoat is a word to describe a goat.

goatgoatgoatgoatgoat is a goat.

goatgoatgoatgoatgoat by Sovv August 16, 2018

goatboater 

one who is a surf kayaker.....UK term....
he who paddles out into the big waves nice and warm vs theose stand up surfer freezing their nuts off

did you see that helix that goatboater threw???

goatboater by k n b August 25, 2006

goatboater 

The selfish rude pricks that ride canoe's in the surf.

Watch out for that goatboater Dave. He nearly smashed into those small kids over there with his boat and oars. Still at least HE was wearing a helmet.

goatboater by Pluge June 8, 2011