Top definition
A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.
β€œSorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

β€œI can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”
by FlappyFanny August 03, 2018
Get the mug
Get a goat bloat mug for your mom Riley.