Gnumph

Verb: the act of sniffing a ladies bicycle seat after she has used.

Micky avoided eye contact after being observed grumphing; you're such a gnumpher.

by VerbosityIsGood August 27, 2021

grumphugly

Really, really, really ugly to the point were you would rather put an iron on your face than look like them.

Wow dude Chrissie is pretty grumphugly.

by luke schererererer May 6, 2008

grumphole

A grumpy asshole. One who displays grumpy, prickish behaviour.

You're really acting like a grumphole.

I've been in such a bad mood lately. I feel like a total grumphole.

by nacholovessun June 5, 2011

Gumpher

A person who knows everything, nearly to the point of omnipotence. Usually only proceeded in awesomeness by Samuel L. Jackson. Gumphers are also known to be skilled engineers and ninjas.

"Don't go out of your way to google it, just ask a gumpher"

by Ganjastaar February 9, 2010

gumphumper

The title given to the ultimate warrior of the land, or someone who can talk very well. This is not given as an heirloom, but as a token of the greatest person in the land.

Gumphumper then went and killed the entire camp of goblins, sparing no one, in order to save a village.

by BigBouncyBoyBlox October 18, 2017

glumph

Pulsating Tubercles Liquid; A State Of Depression That Can Be Fixed By Eating Sixteen Pints Of ice cream; Also Used To Describe A Very Annoying Person

Medically: (Doctor 1) Sir I'm Afraid That Your Glumph To Blood Ratio Is Rising We Haven't Got Much Time We Have To Operate. Emotion: (Person One) God, Man. I'm In Such A Glumph Right Now. (Person Two) Not To Worry, I've Been There Recently Just Eat A Few Pints Of Ice Cream And Sleep It Off. Adjective: (Person One Talking About Person Three To Person Two) Oh My GOD! Person Three Is Such A Freaking Glumph! (Person Two) Oh My God, I Know.

by Dunk dyno September 1, 2018

Grumph

A cute way of saying I'm pretending to be annoyed|sad|upset. The word needs to be said with appropriate grouchiness and poutyness.

James "Zac Efron is an appalling actor and should be banned from celluloid"
Elle "You don't mean that! Grumph!"

by Jimmy1985 March 2, 2008