Grumph 

A cute way of saying I'm pretending to be annoyed|sad|upset. The word needs to be said with appropriate grouchiness and poutyness.

James "Zac Efron is an appalling actor and should be banned from celluloid"
Elle "You don't mean that! Grumph!"

Grumph by Jimmy1985 March 2, 2008

grumph 

Another name for a ladies vagina

She had a real hairy grumph!

grumph by tom ashmore March 8, 2008

grumph 

verb. To playfully bite/kiss the side of your lover's neck, whilst making a "grumph grumph" noise somewhat reminiscent of a pig rooting for truffles.

The "grumphing" noise can be set to music. David Bowie's "Life on Mars" being particularly suitable.

Her - "I love you"

Him - "I love you, too........ grumph grumph grumph"

grumph by Tinybear November 23, 2009

grumph 

The lint found in one's navel.

Jimmy used his thumb and index finger to pull the grumph out of his belly button.

grumph by Moose Mandu December 12, 2008

grumph 

a piece of unidentifable matter

He had a piece of grumph on his shirt.
There was a piece of grumph on the bottom of his shoe.

grumph by Rick Delaney March 6, 2008

Grumph 

A muffled sounding fart that has an unusual odour, more akin to a sort of....like a kind of....moggy smull.

Archie did a massive grumph in the Harry Potter shop

Grumph by Obi-Wanky Nobi March 26, 2025

Grumchub Bun Bun 

Inspired by the famous Smile Person and Spoiled Rabbit by Akirambow. The most unique Grumpy Chubby Bunny, AKA, a grumpy chubby lovely girl who tries to bare a lot on her shoulders to make everyone happy. If you know a girl like this, be sensitive to her feelings. She has been through a lot alone and although her default mode is usually grumpy, but she's a sweetheart with good intentions. On her bad days she would think herself as chubby but in fact she's perfectly fine, and the imperfections is what makes her unique and beautiful. If you fell for a woman or a girl like this, grumpy looking girl who thinks she's chubby but adores rabbits and relates to them because they're just as cute as her, love her with all your heart and soul :-)

Smile Person: I miss my Grumchub Bun Bun
Grumchub Bun Bun: I'm here!

Grumchub Bun Bun by C's Meow March 6, 2021