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A person that could and should know better, but instead stubbornly insists on an evidently, factually incorrect view.
Person A: "I believe that the earth is flat."
Person B: "Here is clear evidence that it isn't."
Person A: "Since I am right, all evidence that claims otherwise is fake."
Person B: "Had I known that you are a gnor, I could have saved myself this conversation."
Gnor by Wechselschrat March 21, 2022
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Gnorts, Mr. Alien 

Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.
Gnorts, Mr. Alien by Magnum47 November 5, 2017
Related Words
gnork • gnorf • gnorky • gnoron • Gnorph • Gnor • !gnorant • gnorbald • gnorbu • gnordon shnamsy
(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.
The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.

Grandpa! Stop gnorphing the couch!!!
Gnorph by John Epic November 5, 2016

gnasty gnorc 

The toughest, most evil bad guy the world has ever seen.
OMG ITS GNASTY GNORC!!! RUUUUUN

Tell us about this gnasty gnorc character..
gnasty gnorc by Shoj January 3, 2005
gnorbu, a pet from neopets.com which closely resembles a Llama. very cute.
the gnorbu looked at the kacheek and puked.
gnorbu by chloetha December 5, 2006
A word to describe the sound/action of enthusiastic eating. To replace nom in the common lexicon.
Oh lawd, is dat some chikkins? GNORM GNORM GNORM
gnorm by phuqueyeah January 9, 2009
combination of geek nerd and dork. originated in the flute sections of a Kentuckian marching band. can also mean a world of warcraft nerd, idiot, uncool person, etc.

adjective form = gnorky
God, that pocket protector makes you look like a gnork!
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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