Gnillot

A person who is absolutely dumb and stupid beyond imagination

A very retarded person

Archie:tinny did you actually fail the preliminaries when we had 2 weeks notice?
Tinny:yeah I did
Archie:man you are a gnillot

by WordWiz9000 January 6, 2017

Meat Guillotine

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.

Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.

by SophiasMomma24 March 12, 2015

penis guillotine

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine

Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine

by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008

guillotining a turtle head

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.

Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)

by spiderno22 August 22, 2010

gnillort

A gnillort (the g is silent) is a term used to describe someone, usually male, who embodies the traits of a tool, dick, douche, fuck boy, and all around dickhead, at the same moment in time. Its basically the worst point a man could reach. In extreme cases, the slang word "pussio" is added infront of it.

Man 1: "Dude, that guy was being a fucking gnillort!"
Man 2: "Not only that, but a PUSSIO gnillort!"

by Biggerboy May 20, 2016

Jewish Guillotine

When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.

"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."

by BennyBooty October 5, 2017

Guillotine Punt

A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)

The guillotine punt is a real “kick” to try!

by King of Death Metal April 5, 2019