Gnargle

When you gargle liquor

As a metal vocalist, I find it helpful to gnargle a double shot of Jack Daniel's before every performance

by SpiffyTrinket May 27, 2019

gnargle

1)to destroy, ruin, damage or disfigure. 2) also, to fornicate (usually violently)

ex 1. dude...i totally gnargled my knees when i ate shit bombing that hill.

ex 2. ha...bitch, i gnargled your mom

by bastardfins December 27, 2006

Gnargle

A code word for nigger. Not many blacks know of it. First used in Harry Potter when a girl references to brown creatures who stole her stuff.

(White kids in the mall surrounded by a large population of black people)
White Kid #1: Damn! Look at this place! I feel like I'm in the ghetto!

White Kid #2: Who let the gnargles out?!

by T><B April 30, 2008

gnargle

a girl who is short, not necessarily fat or skinny, has stringy straw-like hair, and a hook nose.

see lazy gnargle or dwarves

by Austin Curtis August 14, 2007

Gnargle

Really dumb person who is friends with only crackheads who are drunk all the time and overdose to much with crack and they sell their children off e-bay for 2 cents but most likely they won’t have kids because they are to ugly, but about gnargle, he does all the drugs and he has an iq of 15 and he is so fricking stupid he found out how to hang a inanimate object and he is a finglenopper (which I wrote about) and he cut his leg cancer off with a plastic knife

Gnargle: am I cleared of cancer?
Doctor: it seems you have cut your cancer off, and with that pressure amount it seems someone has done it with a plastic knife.
Gnargle: oh yeah I did that.
Doctor: ok I found a crack head and i oop- HEY EVERYONE CALL THE POLICE I FOUND A DRUG ADDICT!
Gnargle: u wanneh smoek upon meh weed?
Cops: come
Also cops: arrests Gnargle and smacks his friends with knifes, and also hangs gnargl’s friends.

THE END (based on totally true story

by Jafakliem hiel May 16, 2021

gargle me

"gargle me" most used with the 🤞 emoji is an epic new phrase to tell everyone

gargle me Charlie kirk

by versions hype house December 3, 2020

Gnarlette

This is the female ('human') version of 'gnarly'. A pathetic girl whom is physically dirty/greasy. She can be a TRY HARD whom pretends a lot. Also tends to be ignorant to the fact they are in all ways - repulsive. Other describing words would include fake, poser, annoying, lazy and filthy.

She wears the same clothes in every picture, she is definitely a Gnarlette. YUCK!

by realeh January 25, 2015