Glueballs 

When it has been a very long time since "one" has last ejaculated and "one's" sperm just keeps building up.

Person 1: I got in trouble with my girl and she won't let me hit for 3 months.

Person 2: Man bro, your sick! Your gonna be stuck with Glueballs for 3 months!?

Glueballs by YourAverageHomie May 15, 2014

glueballs 

When your afraid of getting a boner during the day you glue or tape your dick to your leg in case you get a boner so you don't get embarrassed

Did you see him!? you could totally tell he glueballs every day now that that new girls around.

glueballs by A-rod the bomb October 30, 2009

intellectual blueballs 

A state of confusion or anxiety resulting from the ineffective or incomplete explanation of a particular topic. Not entirely dissimilar from an unsatisfying sexual experience resulting in the swelling of the testicles.

I was left with intellectual blueballs as a result of his nebulous rant on verbal fractals.

intellectual blueballs by MarkPG October 9, 2006

emotional blueballs 

When you are sad and hold back tears and give yourself a headache...

Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.

emotional blueballs by @KO June 25, 2016

Glue Balls 

When "one's" ball sack is stuck to other extremities, i.e. leg, taint, butthole, etc. Usually occurs after profuse sweating, or banging some Broad and not showering afterwards.

I need to go shower ASAP, I got a wicked bad case of Glue Balls!!!

I had Glue Balls so bad last night, I had to walk around like your Mom!!!

Glue Balls by Catphish18 September 7, 2007

dubstep blueballs 

In a song (genre dubstep) there is no drop and there for you anticipate a drop yet none will come

Dude that song gave me dubstep blueballs

dubstep blueballs by yolobizzil May 23, 2014

theatrical blueballs 

To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!

cloverfields or even I am legends "Endings" will leave you with theatrical blueballs.

theatrical blueballs by iwuzbornTwiztid January 19, 2008