Gleeballs

Homosexual activity, to gain pleasure from having a scrotum stroked across ones face.

Are you into Gleeballs? If so are you the glee or the balls? You're the balls, good lad, drag them tattys across my face will yer!

by Para Dave December 18, 2008

Geeballs

Exclamation of frustration or upset similar to 'balls' or 'shit'.

A combination of the Dublin slang word gee and the word balls

"I sent the text to the wrong person! Geeballs!"

"This film is a load of Geeballs."

"Geeballs, she didn't even email me back!"

by Miss WithAnE August 25, 2010

glueballing

"Glueballing" refers to the practice of applying hair gel to the penis and pubic hair prior to intercourse. The result is that both parties become "stuck" to each other at the point of genital contact. Those who engage in this practice either find the act of getting "stuck" directly pleasurable, or they indirectly take sexual pleasure from the painful sensation of genital adhesion.

After our hot glueballing session, we basically had to pry ourselves apart.

by honcho03 December 9, 2008

Glumballs

The act of forcing a "gleeballs" on someone, thereby making the act not as gleeful, but entirely glumful. Gleeballing is the homosexual act of stroking/raking your scrotum across the smiling face of your partner. Glumballs is the same act, but without the smile.

Friend 1: "I've never been sadder as that time I was gleeballed..."

Friend 2: "How the hell were you gleeballed if you didn't enjoy it? Did he hold you down? Were you not in a gleeballing mood? Dude, you totally got some glumballs up in there... ya better recognize!"

by ttobrub January 15, 2009

Glueballs

When it has been a very long time since "one" has last ejaculated and "one's" sperm just keeps building up.

Person 1: I got in trouble with my girl and she won't let me hit for 3 months.

Person 2: Man bro, your sick! Your gonna be stuck with Glueballs for 3 months!?

by YourAverageHomie May 15, 2014

greenballs

The same as blueballs but when someone is a virgin.

To be a greenhorn in the sac and get blueballs.

That little fucker Brent got greenballs after going to the bikini expresso.

by snatchifer July 15, 2011

glueballs

When your afraid of getting a boner during the day you glue or tape your dick to your leg in case you get a boner so you don't get embarrassed

Did you see him!? you could totally tell he glueballs every day now that that new girls around.

by A-rod the bomb October 30, 2009