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Glumballs 

The act of forcing a "gleeballs" on someone, thereby making the act not as gleeful, but entirely glumful. Gleeballing is the homosexual act of stroking/raking your scrotum across the smiling face of your partner. Glumballs is the same act, but without the smile.
Friend 1: "I've never been sadder as that time I was gleeballed..."

Friend 2: "How the hell were you gleeballed if you didn't enjoy it? Did he hold you down? Were you not in a gleeballing mood? Dude, you totally got some glumballs up in there... ya better recognize!"
Glumballs by ttobrub January 15, 2009
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The Amazing World of Gumball

A multimedia animated series airing on Cartoon Network. It's about a blue cat named Gumball and his unusual town, which consists of characters such as a tyrannosaurus, a banana, a shapeshifter, a furry slug, and other trippy characters.
The Amazing World of Gumball is one of CN's best shows.

gumballism

gum·ball·i·cism
/ˈɡəmbôləˌsizəm/
noun
1. the expression of critical and unnecessarily mean comments towards another by means of exaggerated metaphors.
'Whats a gumballism?'
'Like, your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon.'
gumballism by Celtrix June 22, 2017

texas gumball

When a small man has a lone testicle coming out of the fly of his boxers
Greg wasn't wearing any pants so I caught a glimpse of his Texas gumball.
texas gumball by TexasPaul October 2, 2020

gumballguy347 

An anitok creating Bozo who can't post any Ws , JoJo is mid - he misses every video, pulls no bitches, every video is an L of his, a walking L - MHA and Kakegurui are peak - cry
L gumballguy347 "JoJo is Peak and you watch it"

W MHA fan "Kakegurui, MHA and tanjiro solo every anime, cry"
W guy - "@fwtanjirosolos_ carries anitok"
A lazy wanna be momma's boy that thinks he's all that and is embarrassing to be seen around.
That dudes a gumball! He doesn't look like he's seen a hard day of physical labor or had a girlfriend in his life.
Gumball by Ball333 November 17, 2013

gumball challenge 

That one fucking video with the 2 kids choke on gumballs.
Kids: GUMBALL CHALLENGE! (throws gumballs into air and then lands it in mouth)

(window crashes)

Kid 2: REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
gumball challenge by tickdas April 13, 2021
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