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An inhabitant of the planet Zorgon whose diet consists of soda, hot wings and microwavable bacon.
I think I just walked in on Glorgon stimulating his nodes.
Glorgon by Dude McJoe April 23, 2009
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Someone who blindly follows the teachings of Al Gore. It is a combination of Gore and Moron.
Goron (s) actually believe in global warming. If Al said it, it must be so.
Goron by gsesos December 29, 2008

Gloonkey 

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.
"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."
Gloonkey by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006
a stone eatig creature that lives in mountain areas such as Death Mountain. (as seen in legend of zelda:ocarina of time)
goron by ED 64 November 2, 2003
A person who intentionally fucks up a multiplayer game online for the benefit of his or her amusement, typically the goron uses hacks to completely devestate his or her team usually resulting in vicious remarks to said person.
e.g.(killing teamates, weapon-jacking, alerting members of the other team to your teams position, screaming into the mic or spamming)

Dude gtfo you goron
Goron by LemonNormalGuy May 20, 2009

goroncity 

GoronCity was created by two best friends named Terry Schaivo and Steven Hawkins. Unfortunately, the death of Terry led Steven to a deep depression, which left two gigantic faggy butt humping homo kids named Chris and Brett to take control. And on 12/31/06 at 11:13 PM, they turned GoronCity in a different direction.

Gorons like to ruin pubs, tk scrims, esea rage, and irc channel take over.
lolumad lolumad lolumad goroncity is here to ruin your pub
goroncity by Goronz Wh3r3?! January 4, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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