Gloofturd 

The feeling you get after eating food at ikea

Stomach feels Gloofturd after the salmon and swedish meatballs from ikea

Gloofturd by poopbag69 May 4, 2023

gooftard 

A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.

That guy is such a gooftard; he put his underwear on over his pants.

gooftard by machine119 November 21, 2004

gooftard 

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.

My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...

gooftard by James Robertson March 31, 2003

Goosturduckin 

You have a goose, turkey, duck, and a chicken. Put the chicken inside the duck, inside the turkey, inside the goose. Lol

My friend told me to try some goosturduckin, said it was good

Goosturduckin by Udumbbitch November 8, 2020

Gooftardious 

A goofy gooberton who act like a stupid idiot fart nugget poop brain.

You know that dude who acts like a Gooftardious? Yeah i hate him.

Gooftardious by Goofyboobppinmouf October 12, 2022

goonturd 

Goonturd is The combination of The two Words «Goon» and «turd», defining a person who both goons and is a bad person, aka a turd.

Jenna: “ugh Jason you are such a goonturd”
Jason: “yeah but your mom is an even bigger goonturd”

goonturd by Goontard69 December 30, 2024

Gooftarded 

Gooftarded (adjective): Characterized by a confusing and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to explain a topic due to a disorganized presentation of interconnected concepts, the omission of crucial information, and the unwarranted arrogant assumption of the audience's prior knowledge.

(Marval Rivals chat):
Stop playing hulk, ur gooftarded like tf. Stop running in by yourself. Do you even know what spacing is? hop off tank

Gooftarded by slangmandict April 20, 2025