Gooftarded 

Gooftarded (adjective): Characterized by a confusing and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to explain a topic due to a disorganized presentation of interconnected concepts, the omission of crucial information, and the unwarranted arrogant assumption of the audience's prior knowledge.

(Marval Rivals chat):
Stop playing hulk, ur gooftarded like tf. Stop running in by yourself. Do you even know what spacing is? hop off tank

Gooftarded by slangmandict April 20, 2025

godtarded 

Someone who denies the obvious because it conflicts with their faith.

Tina is godtarded. She told me, "Dinosaurs are a trick of the devil because the earth is only 6,000 years old." I think she was home-schooled that way.

godtarded by Anony_mouse_776 December 29, 2008

gooftard 

A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.

That guy is such a gooftard; he put his underwear on over his pants.

gooftard by machine119 November 21, 2004

godtarded 

Someone who lived a normal, decent life who becomes an extreme born again. They believe in miracles of otherwise common healing, faith healers, etc. The worst I have seen of this is within the Catholic church.

Cindy chose a limited education, though married to a successful man but found religion which caused divorce and heartbreak. She doesn't practice what she preaches but that seems to be tolerable within her new-found faith and now does not associate with anyone out of her church group. She became godtarded.

godtarded by GoomeeG May 8, 2018

gooftard 

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.

My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...

gooftard by James Robertson March 31, 2003

gothtarded 

Exhibiting typical gothtard behavior. Used as an adjective.

"The manner in which Cradle of Filth poses for camera is just plain gothtarded."

gothtarded by jacob k reist December 14, 2006

GoTarded 

GoTarded was created by Jay Campbell - GoTarded- a word to describe something that is retarded but has a splash of go mei in it.

Example:
Jon- that dog keeps eating my shoe
ASI - but the dog is so Kawaii and cute
Jon - yeah that dog is GoTarded as fuck

GoTarded by GoMei May 6, 2021