Gloof

A grey cat derived from the words 'Grey' and 'Floof' (a common name given to fluffy cats).

Aaaawwweee look its a Gloof!

by Dan Dan the Dictionary Man October 5, 2022

Gloof

A gloof is a clumsy person who knocks over objects and generally ruins things without noticing, while perhaps preoccupied by talking to someone.

*Patrick knocks all of the products off of the stall with his hands while talking to a prospective customer* "Paddy you complete gloof "

by theyeldman July 11, 2010

gloofing

falling over laughing on someone

"Alexa, why are you gloofing on me"

by CoonCoon November 6, 2013

Gloof

Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.

Oh no. The gloofs are coming for dinner.

by Kramakpac April 28, 2016

Gloof

Gluten free and lactose free family members that force their dietary restrictions on other family members at family dinners.

Lets eat now. The gloofs are coming over for dinner.

by Kramakpac April 28, 2016

Gloof

a bitch who doesn't know shit, always zoning out that's why she patient asf, and a slut for doritos and memes that only intellectuals are capable of understanding

Bust down gloofiana

by Bustdowngloofiana July 4, 2020

Gloof

A goof you love

What I did was a gloof.
He is a gloof.

by okay-understood May 20, 2023