glooking 

Stretching the tip of your penis long ways, in order to make it shaped like a hammer.

"Dude I've been glooking recently"
"What the fuck is glooking"
"My tip looks like a hammer"
"You need help"

glooking by leprosoticballs August 15, 2024

Smawesome-Glooking 

Smart. Awesome. AND, Good Looking. A coolness extreme. All encompassing greatness. A rarity among the human race.

"Describe yourself in one word." -Teacher
"Smawesome-Glooking!" -Student
"What??!!" -Teacher

"Simple words are for imbeciles." -Student

Smawesome-Glooking by Always_Emily_ September 17, 2012

gloomingly 

The adverbification of "gloomy". Often used by misplaced sun worshipers and online dating professionals posing as innocent newcomers.

I just got back to this gloomingly wet city last night from a biz trip.

gloomingly by MrTheNow December 1, 2013

Glocking 

To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.

Alfred was glocking in Twitter Spaces all night last night.

Glocking by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021

Glooping 

The moment of eye contact exchanged between the person leaving a bathroom stall and the person about the enter.

There awkwardness of the glooping outside the McDonald's bathroom was tenable, as both parties went on their way.

Glooping by smebobo October 5, 2019

gooking 

To study excessively for an upcoming test/exam. This action has been a specialty of GL

Person 1: Hey man did u see GL gooking last night?
Person 2: Yeah man what a sad cunt
Person 1: ahhah GL only got 60% after all that gooking aswell

gooking by BiPhan August 18, 2008

Glooming 

The dishonorable act of developing a thunderous rain cloud of depression upon others Facebook news feeds. Carried out by posting life/love questioning quote statuses, lyrics/poems, and music videos.

Man, bro Tommy keeps glooming up my feed. One more Dashboard Confessional video and he's getting deleted( that was the fifth one today and he the only one liking them).

Glooming by Bart101 November 4, 2011