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The murderous process where someone stretches out another persons ear lobes to the point that they are able to choke the person with them, after this the person uses melon bolers to extract the eyeballs from the eye socket and places two dollops of C4 in their place (with two little electric detonators so it looks like the poor patron has eyes) after wards a tiny little goofy hat is placed on the victim's head. The C4 is then detonated leaving a depiction of something that looks exactly like Goofy from the Disney cartoons
Internet failsation Jessica Slaughter's father went on a Goofing rampage when he found out that her daughter was being cyber bullied, lets just say they Dun Goof'd
Goofing by emanyell June 14, 2011
Jesica: So what you and ted doing

Brittney: we goofing in the Walmart parking lot
Jessica: oh so y’all had sex
Goofing by Daddy gang64853 December 3, 2019
In lieu of goofing off at work, this is the act of actually avoiding the office all together to go golf. This is typically misrepresented as client or employee development. If consistently done with the same group it is referred to as a Strategic Networking Alliance Group (SNAG). Most commonly used by management and outside sales.
Has anyone seen Chuck and Chip today?
No. I bet they're both Goofing today.
I hate those guys.
Goofing by Pagoda75 May 8, 2008
Damn bro she goofing
Yeah for sure bro shit fye
Goofing by BruhStatements February 8, 2020

goofing around 

two friends who care alot about eachother and have amazing sex. And wanna start spending more time together
Me and Monica are just goofing around

goofing around 

As stated in Friends: "Two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together."
No we aint real, we just be goofing around.
goofing around by rbh September 1, 2006
Word of the Day on February 6, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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