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glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.
"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

Glockenspiel 

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to β€œglock”
Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

glokknine 

Yo you herd glokknine is in jail again

for real what for

sum dumb shit
glokknine by Waffle licker January 15, 2021

glockenspiel'd 

The occurance of getting showed up by a glockenspiel while playing a seemingly more serious instruments.
*Steve lets out a short guitar riff*'
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"

glockenspiel 

It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.
Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.
glockenspiel by Download-This April 11, 2004

Glockenspieliosis 

you have consumed a significant amount of glockenspiels
Sorry Sir, you're diagnosed with glockenspieliosis
Glockenspieliosis by Exercices March 3, 2021