fronch

to insert three or more fingers into another person's anus

"The doctor fronched me during my exam."

by ty July 27, 2004

fronch

shove three or more of your hand buddies into a mans fun hole

If he doesn't shut up i'm gonna fronch him.

by coleJ hahaha January 10, 2008

fronch

To become drunk beyond function.

It is proven that when you become too drunk, you lose the ability to form coherent English. Fronch is the resulting mindset/language you speak.

Man, that was an INSANE party last night, I was FRONCH!

the curse of the word is yuo can only reference it in future tense or past tense, for there is nothing to be said while you ARE fronch.

by Jeff Conner December 2, 2004

French Thunder Pussy

French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.

Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!

by napalona zając January 4, 2017

French Horning

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.

Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.

by Vinay P. October 15, 2016

French reach around

When the French go around a front in a war against South Africa to land on the western coast.

ISP: There we go, look at that, the ol' sneaky French reach around!

by DerpyRainbow June 23, 2022

French Class

Sitting there for 30 min while the teacher speaks in a language that you don't understand, until she finally hands out a worksheet that is ridiculously hard because of its lack of clear direction. Its almost asking for the students to use google translate, but the teacher wants you to use "word reference", even though every time I open it it tells me I've won a thousand dollar gift card for fucking Walmart(which is a fucking scam). The only reason anyone really takes french is so they can get that language credit for college. Most of the time I don't know when the tests are or what they are on. That class feels like an eternity, I'd rather just lie in the ground and dry out in the hot sun like a beached whale.

FML bro i have French Class next hour. Frick,

*looks up how to fake a siezure

by HammerToenail May 16, 2019