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fronch
fronch by coleJ hahaha January 10, 2008
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fronch
To become drunk beyond function.
It is proven that when you become too drunk, you lose the ability to form coherent English. Fronch is the resulting mindset/language you speak.
It is proven that when you become too drunk, you lose the ability to form coherent English. Fronch is the resulting mindset/language you speak.
Man, that was an INSANE party last night, I was FRONCH!
the curse of the word is yuo can only reference it in future tense or past tense, for there is nothing to be said while you ARE fronch.
the curse of the word is yuo can only reference it in future tense or past tense, for there is nothing to be said while you ARE fronch.
fronch by Jeff Conner December 2, 2004
French Thunder Pussy
French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.
Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!
French Thunder Pussy by napalona zając January 4, 2017
French Horning
French Horning by Vinay P. October 15, 2016
French reach around
French reach around by DerpyRainbow June 23, 2022
French Class
Sitting there for 30 min while the teacher speaks in a language that you don't understand, until she finally hands out a worksheet that is ridiculously hard because of its lack of clear direction. Its almost asking for the students to use google translate, but the teacher wants you to use "word reference", even though every time I open it it tells me I've won a thousand dollar gift card for fucking Walmart(which is a fucking scam). The only reason anyone really takes french is so they can get that language credit for college. Most of the time I don't know when the tests are or what they are on. That class feels like an eternity, I'd rather just lie in the ground and dry out in the hot sun like a beached whale.
French Class by HammerToenail May 16, 2019
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