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Soccer coach. Owns a campground. BALD. Every one has to appreciate his message. Will Make you practice in -75 degrees . Has witty comebacks. Dwells on the “perfect effort.” Will make you sprint until you get the 7 p’s. Rewards with food but will steal if left unattended. Hates square balls. Punches trash cans. Scouting champ. Great soccer coach.
Oh my goodness that’s so glenngy of you!!!
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Glenny is a gullible but sweet. She tends to be a people pleaser, also tends to be aesthetic but not in a overly annoying way. Glenny is the MOST beautiful person in the world. Fights with her siblings but still love them.
Hey Glenny! How are you today? Isn’t it wonderful!
glenny by aesthetic bees July 31, 2019
Pretty. Beautiful. One of the nicest people you will ever meet. Anyone with the name Glennys will always be there to help a friend, no matter what. A Glennys will usually have awesome hair that's dyed some sort of insane color(s) (like rainbow, or blue). Glennys is an extremely real person and will never go against you. Always a great friend to have.
Man I wish that girl were more like Glennys.
Glennys by Trus3683 February 4, 2012

Glenngasm 

The feeling of great pleasure and sustained fufillment when in the presence or in anticipation of being in the presence of Glenn
Oh dear lord, i'm so excited about seeing Glenn later i'm having a "Glenngasm"
Glenngasm by Glenn Fisk (God) January 19, 2009

Glenny-Blog

An internet article concerning a person's personal life, offering repetitive complaints (usually referring to alleged 'small minded town' life) and mundane happenings.

Author (usually male) will often claim to be better than and/or dragged down by his surroundings, while throwing around the word 'belief' , name checking health foodstuffs and droning about unsatisfatory and mundane romances.

Despite the repetitive moanings that make up the Glenny-Blog, readers will often find themselves extremely excited by news of publication,in a similar fashion that one might find themselves flicking through a tabloid magazine.
'Did you hear that he published a new GLENNY BLOG?'

'This Glenny-Blog is so darn depressing. Amazing!'

'Send me the link to that Glenny-Blog where he caught Lucy in the utility room kissing his best friend!'
Glenny-Blog by Flower Buster March 17, 2008

Glenngasm 

The true euphoric feeling when Glenn is around. Achieve the Glenngasm.
I just endured and cherished the Glenngasm
Glenngasm by Mega Mango Wango June 26, 2018

Glenny Blog 

An internet article concerning a person's personal life, offering repetitive complaints (usually referring to alleged 'small minded town' life) and mundane happenings.

Author (usually male) will often claim to be better than and/or dragged down by his surroundings, while throwing around the word 'belief' , name checking health foodstuffs and droning about unsatisfatory and mundane romances.

Despite the repetitive moanings that make up the Glenny Blog, readers will often find themselves extremely excited by news of publication,in a similar fashion that one might find themselves flicking through a tabloid magazine.
'Did you hear that he published a new GLENNY BLOG?'

'This Glenny Blog is so darn depressing. Amazing!'

'Send me the link to that Glenny Blog where he caught Lucy in the utility room kissing his best friend!'
Glenny Blog by TreeThing December 9, 2008
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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