Glazzard

A name for one who wears pink socks and doesn't like titties.

Ellie just got her tits out and that guy looked away! He's such a Glazzard!

by agagagagagaggegg May 18, 2011

J Glazzard

A term used to describe faeces with a cheesy aroma.

You might want to wait 5 minutes before going into the toilet, I just dropped a J Glazzard.

by gbrad1008 January 23, 2026

J Glazzard

A term used to describe faeces with a cheesy aroma.

You might want to wait 5 minutes before going into the toilet, I just dropped a J Glazzard.

by gbrad1008 January 23, 2026

J Glazzard

A term used to describe faeces with a cheesy aroma.

You might want to wait 5 minutes before going into the bathroom, I’ve just dropped a J Glazzard.

by gbrad1008 January 23, 2026

J Glazzard

A term used to describe a shit with a cheesy aroma.

You might want to wait a minute before going into the bathroom, I’ve just dropped a J Glazzard.

by gbrad1008 January 23, 2026

Glizzard

A glizzy blizzard

There’s a Glizzard outside 🥶 make sure you don’t open your mouth

by Cuntyshrimp December 3, 2020

glizzard

A Dairy Queen menu item. Just ask for it. Trust me.

Me: yo gimmie two GLIZZARDS and a small vanilla cone.
Cashier: What?
Me: A glizzard. It’s a Blizzard with loose glizzies mixed in.

by TheGlizzyGoblin August 11, 2020