The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.

Boot Glazer by Vinylist November 24, 2014

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Glazer

a dick rider

get off my dick u Glazer

Glazer by numbaninejeans May 30, 2022

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glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd

Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd

glazed turd by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

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Glazed Dick

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

Glazed Dick by misshingo October 30, 2012

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Glazer

Top tier dickrider.

Random nigga: Me, personally I would never let anyone moss me in football

Me: stop glazing you fuccin glazer

Glazer by jstackzzz13 May 26, 2022

Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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