Glazed Doughnuts 

When a man and a women have a all night fuckfest after drinking and or partying ,they will wake up in the morning and have a glazed doughnut look on their faces .

Woman -Wake up someones at the door !!

Man- Well answer the damn thing!

Woman-I have to freshin up first!

Man- Why?

Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!

Glazed Doughnuts by troubledemon May 27, 2010

Glazed doughnut 

No not “THAT” glazed doughnut. A glazed doughnut is a cooked circle of dough topped with liquid sugar called glaze.

Dude 1: Man I’m sooo hungry

Dude 2: well I got some glazed doughnuts
Dude 1: OH H*LL YEA!!!!

Glazed doughnut by TheUnderdog(of UD definitions) February 6, 2020

glazed doughnut 

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut

i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut

glazed doughnut by mike e boy September 25, 2005

glazed doughnut 

when one has vaginal fluid dried and encrusted over face after serious session of muff-diving.

"I enjoy eating pussy.. I especially like when my face feels like a glazed doughnut in the morning."

glazed doughnut by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007

glazed doughnut 

Your face after giving your lady a grand gushing Orgasm by a dexterious tonguing.

Man, after the licking I gave my Darlin' my face looked like a glazed doughnut.

glazed doughnut by Amos Bwatt September 12, 2004

Glazed Doughnut 

A Ring of Sperm left around Ones anus after Anal Sex

After The Buttsex Session, Jim left His Girlfriend A Glazed Doughnut

Glazed Doughnut by UrbanDJ1996 July 8, 2010

glazed doughnut 

When having anal sex and you pull out of the anal cavity and ejaculates on the anus and it gets crusty without telling your sexual partner

I secretly gave that chick a glazed doughnut last night

glazed doughnut by glaizer January 21, 2015