when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut
i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut
the act of using the pointer and middle fingers in the twat and the pinky in the anus to satisfy a woman
as she lies on her back she tells me to give her the pink and stink
the act of cumming in a girls face and hitting her in the nose
she yelled someone elses name so i gave her a strawberry milkshake in her sleep!
when ones twat is so rancid that another cant eat
Cher is suffering from box rot
a women of illrepute that makes so little money that cant afford proper slut garb and has to use a flour sack as a work smock
charlie sheen and hugh grant had all the good women of low morale and i got stuck with jackie stallone pshycic astrologer to all the flour sack whores.
cracker on the left, cracker on the right, hood rat in the middle
andy griffith, jim neighbors and ester rowe all got toghether to make a dogmatic oreo.
A retirement home with a drive-thru window
I was in the mood for some crusty-butt so I went to my local Grey-to-Go