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give her one
'You've been going out for ages! Haven't you given her one yet?'
'Out of ten, I'd give her one... hur! hur!'
'Out of ten, I'd give her one... hur! hur!'
give her one by MarkDallas July 21, 2007
give her the onion
give her the onion by give her the onion November 10, 2015
give her the time
to have sex, an obviously articulate male's way of putting it. Originated in The Catcher in the Rye.
How'd your date go last night man?
Awesome, we drove up to lookout point and i gave her the time in the back seat.
Awesome, we drove up to lookout point and i gave her the time in the back seat.
give her the time by lauren February 22, 2005
give her the corn
give her the corn by JeffGOLDbloom May 31, 2017
give her the steak
give her the steak by Adrock July 17, 2004
give her the malt
give her the malt by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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