Girraffe Pussy 

The State if being extremely stoned or high.

Man we shouldn't have done those bong rips before math class, cause now I'm higher than girraffe pussy.

Girraffe Pussy by torchmaster-0 February 22, 2011

High as Giraffe Pussy 

When you’re extremely baked on marijuana

Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy

High as Giraffe Pussy by CJOJOSEPH December 4, 2019

higher than giraffe pussy

Sometimes abbreviated as "high as G.P.", this phrase can be used in general to describe anything that is very tall or high-positioned (physically). It is sometimes also used figuratively when describing being "high" (under the influence of a substance, i.e. marijuana).

Man, I'm not getting up on that ladder. That thing is as high as G.P.

Dude, how much of that sh*t did you smoke. **I don't know man, but I'm higher than giraffe pussy...**

higher than giraffe pussy by LMSeattle May 25, 2010

Giraffe Pussy

Giraffe pussy - a heightened state of highness. Being REALLY high or stoned

Last night I was higher then Giraffe Pussy and I ended up shitting myself.

Giraffe Pussy by Will Repute July 7, 2008

Higher than giraffe pussy

Achieved when one smokes so much chronic that they are as high as the ureteral vicinity of the Giraffa camelopardalis.

"Shit mein, I blazed so much dro, I was higher than giraffe pussy yesterday!"

Higher than giraffe pussy by Martwamp January 4, 2008

giraffe pussy

A very tall woman and/or also used as a figure of speech, saying that something is very high up there.

"Man, when I hit that joint, I was higher than giraffe pussy."

giraffe pussy by "ode" February 19, 2006

High as Giraffe pussy 

expression of an objects value vs real worth, object is not as valuble as someone is trying to make it out to be.

did you see the price on that t-shirt?" "It is as high as giraffe pussy, there's no way I'm paying that

High as Giraffe pussy by Mr. Jankins985 November 7, 2010