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girlfrined 

The hilariously secrative way of pretty much meaning "boyfriend". "Girlfrined" is a word most guys would say to cover up the word "Boyfriend" and the guy is most likely queer, gay, a fag, etc.
Jordo: Hey guys me and my girlfrined are gonna do it tonight.

Sean: wow......*cough* fag
girlfrined by Retwiler February 13, 2010
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maciek's girlfriend 

when that one annoying classmate won't stop talking about his girlfriend.
Hey did you know Maciek has a girlfriend?
Yes you've told me about maciek's girlfriend like 15 times today
maciek's girlfriend by macieklover221 November 26, 2020

girlfriend hand

The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".
"Oh wow, you totally have girlfriend hand in that photo. Are you guys getting serious?"
girlfriend hand by Pinkeyjoy January 26, 2015

Girlfriend 

something that you'll never have if you keep looking on this site.
Andrew: "Hey, did you hear about Anthony getting a girlfriend?
Tyler: "What the fuck is a girlfriend"
Girlfriend by Quack3rs October 31, 2019

girlfriend voice 

The change in pitch or tone of a man's voice when talking to their significant other. The girlfriend voice is characterized by a higher pitch and a more effeminate tone with speech patterns scattered with pet names and childish words.

This type of speech is usually frowned upon when used in the presence of other men. When another man uses this voice they will usually receive a fair amount of ridicule.
"Did you hear Bob's wicked girlfriend voice when he was talking to Lisa? Let's whip his ass!"
girlfriend voice by GFVFTL February 8, 2006
Word of the Day on April 21, 2007

Roblox Girlfriend 

A girl who you breaks up with and then hear you uncle crying downstairs.
Bobby broke up with his Roblox Girlfriend and heard his uncle crying in the basement.

Real Girlfriend 

Calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous and over protective because she LOVES YOU.
I have a real girlfriend!
Real Girlfriend by BearcatCheer February 3, 2012
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