Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

What if girl

The girl you screwed things up with, who you realize years later was the best thing that ever happened to you, but when you try to get her back it's too late. Hence the "What If ". What if you had realized what you had while you had her.
What if you didn't cheat on me, what if you treated me then like you say you will now, what if you loved me the right way the first time, I guess that's why I call myself the what if girl.

what a girl likes 

a permanently erected cock
fast and furisous nights
rainbow parties
boys who feel them up
humps
small tushes, but large cocks
love songs
the notebook
boy: can u tell me what a girl likes, or wants?

girl:a permanently erected cock
fast and furisous nights
rainbow parties
boys who feel them up
humps
small tushes, but large cocks
love songs
the notebook
& you
what a girl likes by hot ass October 21, 2006

what a girl wants 

bout wut a gurl wants mayb u guys that dont kno how to be a real gentalmen should listen to it
what a girl wants by m money October 8, 2003

a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do 

When a girl has to do when a girl what she has to do.
Doing something slutty or wrong

Camila: a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do

Fuad : does she wanna gw me

Camila no you’re an opp boy pagan
Rodrigo:would you gw Fuad

Camila: a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do

Rodrigo: so yes
Camila : no he’s butters

What a Girl 

a dumb useless girl who does nonsensical activities. just say "what a girl" to whoever you want
this phrase must be used in moderation
Vobha: I forgot to do the homework yesterday because i was too busy posting tiktoks
Amrotha: What a girl!
What a Girl by CEO of WGS August 30, 2023

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Baby Girl Never Knew What Is In Store, I Guess When I Smack Her Back, She Is Going To Know The Definition Of Galore《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Baby Girl Never Knew What Is In Store, I Guess When I Smack Her Back, She Is Going To Know The Definition Of Galore《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Baby Girl Never Knew What Is In Store, I Guess When I Smack Her Back, She Is Going To Know The Definition Of Galore《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
More from Urban Dictionary
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more