Gincontinence

A sudden lack of bladder control after imbibing excess clear spirits.

Sorry I left you stranded in the club mate, had a touch of gincontinence and had to go and change my pedal pushers.

by The_CTS June 13, 2018

Nincontinence

(Nintendo + Incontinence)

Staying up all night wiiing.

"Hey why were you late to work this morning?"

"Ahh, my nincontinence was acting up again. I just kept wiiing and wiiing."

by Pistol Pete Maravich February 16, 2008

Financial Incontinence

1. A propensity to piss money away

2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control

3. unable to retain or manage ones finances

4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)

Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.

Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence

by pasmarticus August 20, 2011

Fecal Incontinence

The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.

As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."

What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence

"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."

by gwaijai June 12, 2009

incontinence

When you shit and you can't control it. Maybe you got loose bowels.

I woke up this morning and sure enough, the bed was full of shit. I have incontinence.

by Dumase October 17, 2008

incontinence

when you wet your pants and can't control the activity.

man1:beverley did you wet yourself

beverley:yeah i have incontinence

by iamomega94 April 23, 2009

Oral Incontinence

When one simply cannot cease to let the shit flow out of their oral cavity. Internal thoughts made external.

Rogelio: Damn. That girl got a hairy asshole!

Martha: Ay Dios mío- Rogelio has oral incontinence!

by ROLLCALL6969 October 3, 2022