3 definitions by Dumase

footlong

A lengthy penis (not necessarily 12 inches, but not under 10), a hot dog, or a sub (See: hoagie). All are good on buns.

Dave: Hey- is that a footlong?

Burt: Sure is.

Dave: You know I've got buns for it.

by Dumase April 24, 2008

okk

Used in contrast to "ok" or "ok." on text media to mitigate their dismissive tone. Extending the k does nothing to affect the phoneme but serves to open the word up in a way that makes it possible to believe that ok-ness is actually being conveyed. Adding a period negates the benefit. Alternately, many Os and trailing ks looks like sarcasm.

Q: How are you?

A: ok.

Q: How are you?

A: okk

Q: How are you?

A: ooooookkkkk

by Dumase September 9, 2014

incontinence

When you shit and you can't control it. Maybe you got loose bowels.

I woke up this morning and sure enough, the bed was full of shit. I have incontinence.

by Dumase August 29, 2008