Nincontinence 

(Nintendo + Incontinence)

Staying up all night wiiing.

"Hey why were you late to work this morning?"

"Ahh, my nincontinence was acting up again. I just kept wiiing and wiiing."

Nincontinence by Pistol Pete Maravich February 16, 2008

nincontinent 

A medical condition that causes people to not realise they have a bladder problem in the middle of the dance floor. Exacerbated by the use of glow sticks, glow bracelets and other luminescent evening wear.

Take a look at Janet glowing over there on the dance floor making a runner for the powder room. She's so nincontinent.

nincontinent by Vinny the Poohlet. December 15, 2011

Financial Incontinence 

1. A propensity to piss money away

2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control

3. unable to retain or manage ones finances

4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)

Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.

Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence

Financial Incontinence by pasmarticus August 20, 2011

Fecal Incontinence 

The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.

As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."

What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence

"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."

Fecal Incontinence by gwaijai June 12, 2009

incontinence 

When you shit and you can't control it. Maybe you got loose bowels.

I woke up this morning and sure enough, the bed was full of shit. I have incontinence.

incontinence by Dumase October 17, 2008

incontinence 

when you wet your pants and can't control the activity.

man1:beverley did you wet yourself

beverley:yeah i have incontinence

incontinence by iamomega94 April 23, 2009

Oral Incontinence

When one simply cannot cease to let the shit flow out of their oral cavity. Internal thoughts made external.

Rogelio: Damn. That girl got a hairy asshole!

Martha: Ay Dios mío- Rogelio has oral incontinence!

Oral Incontinence by ROLLCALL6969 October 3, 2022