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Gilesy is a person who is the epitome of impulsiveness & indecision with an off the scale level of social retardation but backed by a lovable friend zone personality... a Gilesy is the type of person who would stand there perplexed, confused & stunned while continuously pulling a door that clearly says pull.. but you don’t get angry at him, you react more in a “aweeee here little fella, me help” type of way. That’s a Gilesy.
1. Dude comes home and says “ohh man, got an AWESOME deal on a $60k caravan today.. NO DEPOSIT, FREE Pillows.. at 34% interest.. how good are the FREE pillows”

2.. ** man is stuck in the Mc Donald’s kids play ground ball pit “Haha.. look at that Gilesy stuck pulling the door when it says push”

3. ** Court Proceeds to announce bankruptcy “Well Sir, you’ve done a real Gilesy on your financials.. “

4. Dude gets friend zoned by a 10... “aweee babe, cute... but you’re like a Gilesy to me”
Gilesy by YourMammaKnowsBest August 19, 2020
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Gilesy as 

To be that charged up & or high, to a point of no return.
Man I just ate 4 of those diors I’m feeling Gilesy as
Gilesy as by Uncle Fiddley March 8, 2023

elliot giles 

They call him Vagina Giles and Big dick giles
They call me vagina Giles/call me big dick Giles .Elliot Giles

Tara Gilesbie 

The proud writer of the infamous fanfiction, My Immortal. It is a very loosely Harry Poter fanfic. The story is about her character, Ebony (or Enoby) Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way who is a witch and a vampire and bisexual.

She enjoys dressing like a whore having sex with Draco Malfoy in the Forbiden Forest going to Good Charlotte concerts in Hogsmeade and eating Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk.

Tara Gilesbie claims to be very goffik and even implied that she would slit her wrists with every flame she got for her story, though I am very sure that just encouraged them even more. Also, everyone who flamed was pronounced to be "prepz" and jealous that her fanfic got a total of 10,000 hits.

My Immortal has been delated from fanfiction, though many people attempt to repost it on a daily basis.

Feel free to do so yourself.
"Man, someone needs to tell Tara Gilesbie to just cheer up!"
Tara Gilesbie by cherryfaerie June 2, 2009
To do better than expected at something.
Kennon thought he was going to fail his chemistry test, but it turned out he Giles'd it instead.
Giles'd by PoopD June 29, 2013

crispin giles gilbert 

A boy that gets all the girls but is known as a shy and humble person. He is good at football while being at centre half and being 6ft.
There is Crispin Giles Gilbert he is very tall

Copper Giles 

Someone who pays their debts in pennies.
He owed me £1, so he gave me 100 pennies. He's such a Copper Giles.
Copper Giles by MrBragg February 28, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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