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Gigaparsec 

Is a measurement of distance. More so, is the largest measurement of distance there is. The reason for this is because the approximate radius of the entire observable universe is just 14 gigaparsecs.

The equivalent distance in meters is 3.3 x 10^25 meters, which could also be written as:
330,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 meters.
(Three-hundred and thirty septillion meters)

OR 3.3 billion light-years.
Brian- "Haha, my penis is a gigaparsec long."

Mark- "So, you're saying your penis is 2,429,669,490,000,000,000 times larger than the diameter of the earth itself?"

Brian- "Yeah, that sounds about right."

Mark- "Hm, seems legit."
Gigaparsec by 29.9SecondsToMars March 24, 2012
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1.21 gigawatts 

Amount of electricity required to power the flux capacitor and get marty mcfly back to the future. since the appropriate nuclear material was unavailable in 1955, doc brown had to procure the necessary wattage via a lightning bolt.
1.21 gigawatts by daddy-ooooh March 26, 2009

Gigatard 

An intellectually disabled individual of exceptional size and strength.
The gigatard is charging, clear the area!
Gigatard by Bikebikebikebike May 9, 2018

gigapause 

The Gigapause was an extensive period of time, lasting for nearly a year, when the creator of Homestuck (Andrew Hussie) took some time off of posting updates for the popular webcomic. During that time, Homestucks barely clung to life as they awaited more updates. When the Gigaunpaused was released, MS Paint Adventures crashed, and multiple bugs showed up, all because so many Homestucks logged on all at once.
Non-informed person: "I heard that that person reads something called Homestuck... What is that?"
Person in their right mind: "Go ahead and ask them, but do NOT mention the word 'Gigapause' if you want to live."
gigapause by dracowings99 January 15, 2016

Gigafart 

A tremendously potent fart that can both ruin a social gathering and become the focal conversational point for ages.
We'll never know whether it was planned or not. Fact is he released a gigafart and got everyone running!
Gigafart by Mochicho March 8, 2009
Are you Gay? NO IM GIGAGAY!
Gigagay by merry christmas everyone September 28, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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