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GIESA
Giesa--To Request aquasition of Object deriving from the ancient native scottish tongue, meaning give or pass pronounced "GEEZA"
Bawbag--Adjective used to describe person which resembles or acts in a manner which would replicate the behaviour of a Man's Scrotum, scottish origin,
Bawbag--Adjective used to describe person which resembles or acts in a manner which would replicate the behaviour of a Man's Scrotum, scottish origin,
Giesa--Can you GIESA stapler over, can you GIESA minute, can you GIESA some peace. Look i have asked you before GIESA Pencil over
Bawbag--Shut up you Bawbag, No danger you Bawbag, I have had enough of that Bawbag,
Bawbag--Shut up you Bawbag, No danger you Bawbag, I have had enough of that Bawbag,
GIESA by Scott + Kev October 26, 2007
Giesha
Giesha means you have depth of mind and a studious, philosophical nature. You are interested in the deeper aspects of life and invariably are attracted to mystery, the occult, and religious concepts. You have a clever, quick, and analytical mind and you could enjoy and excel in music and drama, or along scientific and mathematical lines.
You are a solitary person, reserved and sensitive. You seldom allow others to get too close until you are sure you will receive understanding. In matters of the heart, you must guard against jealousy and suspicion. Others find it a challenge to get to know you and although you want affection, friendship, and understanding, your aloof, shy qualities rebuff the attention of others.
You are a solitary person, reserved and sensitive. You seldom allow others to get too close until you are sure you will receive understanding. In matters of the heart, you must guard against jealousy and suspicion. Others find it a challenge to get to know you and although you want affection, friendship, and understanding, your aloof, shy qualities rebuff the attention of others.
Angry-Geska
When you tell a girl you love her, then dump her,
then beg for her back, then cheat on her and ignore her, dumping her.
then beg for her back, then cheat on her and ignore her, dumping her.
Dude 1: So what did you do to piss *girlfriend name* off so much?
Dude 2: I gave her the Angry-Geska *laughs*
Dude 1: you're an assohle. *punches dude 1 in face then curb-stomps him, then runs him over with a Hippie Van
Dude 2: I gave her the Angry-Geska *laughs*
Dude 1: you're an assohle. *punches dude 1 in face then curb-stomps him, then runs him over with a Hippie Van
Angry-Geska by Ryan_stalks_u August 19, 2009
Dirty Hugo Giestas
Old man who feels horny for young girls and pisses off the place for not being able to hold his tiny dick.
Dirty Hugo Giestas by Laresistance April 16, 2020
giesa
kid: hey, stan wont put his penis away, stop smoking that crack, or stop looking at jenna jamison videos!
mark: your such a giesa!
mark: your such a giesa!
giesa by heystopsuckingmydick September 8, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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